Lemonade w/ a pinch of Pepsi

I was at a restaurant a couple of days ago and we just ordered some drinks. Well, I received my milk chocolate and then as the waiter was getting ready to serve the next guy I heard some crashing behind me. I didn't turn to make a scene so I just stayed my ground. Apparently, the drinks on the tray were slipping so he made some desperate spin move to keep them vertical, well all he did was sling two full lemonades and a Pepsi all over my back. It sure was cold. I kept from moving during the entire ordeal. I got a napkin and wiped off the back of my neck, my shirt was soaked, but no one at the table thought I got a lot on me due to my minimum reaction. So, as I got up to leave to the w.c. I could hear this roar of laughter from an American that was w/ me as he finally realized I had received a full lemon shower. The Egyptians were confused by his laughter, because he was definitley laughing at me. One of the English teachers from the states may have been food poisoned on this same day. He is feeling pretty lousy, not fun to be sick in a foreign country. Today is my last day of teaching, there are some classes tomorrow, but I am finished today. I've taught my sixth grade students a great song, "Deep in the Heart of Texas."